Benny’s Bloody Mary Meat Straws

Bloody Mary Meat Straw
Contemporary Masculine

The meatiest drink of them all just got a whole lot meatier, and we love it.  Benny’s Bloody Mary Meat Straw ($22.95 – $97.95) might be one of the best food inventions we have seen since Cheez Whiz.  The Macho Man himself is sitting up in his grave wishing he could drink a meaty bloody mary through one of these meaty straws.  Made from 100% USDA beef, these meat straws are the perfect complement to your celery and olive in the meatiest damn bloody mary you have ever eaten drank.

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