Tactical Sammich

Survival Sandwich
Contemporary Masculine

Unless you are Bear Grylls, you probably aren’t dropped in the middle of nowhere very often.  But in the rare occasion that you are left to fend for yourself, make sure you are stocked with some Tactical Sammiches ($6). This survival sandwich has a shelf life of two years, has less than 300 calories per sandwich, and comes in both pepperoni and honey BBQ.  It might not completely save your life, but it will at least keep you fat and happy for the albino hill people.

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